Kiner's Korner & The Kult of Mets Personalities

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So the whole roster hides in the closet, waiting for Jose to walk in then…

C'mon guys, don't scare me in front of the ladies

“The players, with a half-hour to kill before the beginning of the workout, use a severed boar’s head – a real one, slaughtered by reliever Tom Martin last year – to terrify Jose Reyes (with success) and David Wright (without).”

Nice to hear about a little old school style fun going on in Florida…

http://www.northjersey.com/sports/Klapisch_on_Mets.html

Anyone into those stories needs to read the Bronx Zoo by Sparky Lylye.  Is funny as hell…

Posted By Nik Kolidas

Filed under: New York Mets 2009-2010, Nik Kolidas

Dan The Man in Left/ Cliff Clavin Speaks

Relax Jerry, We've got plenty of time

Jerry says Daniel Murphy is the everyday Left Fielder. I find comments like this to be a great barometer of the intelligence level of the media. Once again the thermometer was stuck up the media’s ass and the temperature came back ice cold. Ladies and gentleman, this is all about Ryan Church.

Instead of trying to figure out why Manuel is trusting left field to someone with little experience, try to figure out what has gone wrong to get him to say that publicly. If I was a reporter, beyond asking Ryan Church what he thinks of the statement, ask around and try to figure out what it is about Church that made Manuel feel the need to tweak him. Automatically I suspect Church is lazy and coasting or came in heavy. I wonder if Tatis came in with an attitude of entitlement that needed to be wiped clean? These are answers I need more than hearing Ryan Church’s stock “it’s all about the team” bullshit quote.

I'm Daniel Murphy and I bat third

 

I’m excited to see Murphy play full time, but saying he’s the regular is basically a nonsense statement. If he regresses, then he’s probably out by May so what does regular mean really? It just means he’ll have a shot to be great, which he was going to get anyway. Ryan Church, if he’s hitting, will play full time.

 

 

WFAN… again

Haya there Nammi!

Joe Beningo is the worst kind of Met fan. He’s the Met fan that Yankee fans love to have around because he has such hatred for his team it’s uncomfortable to listen to. I’ve been skeptical of him ever since I heard him and his old partner declare football as a superior sport to baseball and how they can’t really get worked up about the baseball season that much. He might deny it now that he’s got a million TV gigs centered around baseball, but the man doesn’t like the sport that much.

Francesca & Beningo

Today I heard him say the Mets are in 85 win team. The only people I haven’t heard this from are the beat writers that follow the club, the broadcasters and Vegas. The local sensationalistic radio hosts and national casual analysis love that number because they know Met fans listen when they are belittled. Yankee fans seemingly won’t listen if you don’t put them on a pedestal and give them a rose colored view of the team and we won’t if you don’t torture us with lame, baseless analysis. He went through the “questions” the Mets have as if they didn’t exist last year when they won 89 with no bullpen and then spun around said causally said “You KNOW Robinson Cano will bounce back… Damon’s gonna hit…. etc…”. What? Who? Where? I know you’re not the brightest blub Joe, but try to tell me that’s based in something other than you’re attitude.

When do the Jets start again?

 

He’s the guy who always puts down his wife and ogles other woman thinking he can do better. What sucks is he’ll probably get to be in $iti Field day one while the rest of us are priced out.

Posted By Nik Kolidas

Filed under: New York Mets 2009-2010, Nik Kolidas

WFAN cuts this guy a check every two weeks

I am god

I’ll never understand why I listen to Mike Francesca, but his thoughts today about the Mets not being a playoff team are absolutely ridicules.  You can say what you will about the things that need to go right for this team to be successful, but to looking at the rosters on paper and thinking the Phillies are as good as the Mets is just being outrageous for the sake of it.  The Mets have been more talented than the Phillies each of the last 3 years and have been done in by their atrocious bullpen.

Both teams come into 2009 similar to last year with the Mets having won 89 games with a bullpen that blew save after save.  Brad Lidge blew exactly zero games all year and they could only muster 92 wins.  Someone explain to me how with this data taken over a recent 162 game sample you can’t make a case for the Mets being significantly better than the Phillies with 2 closers at the end of our pen?

Then he compares the Mets rotation with the Yankees, as if the two teams are in competition for the same division.  According to Mike, the Mets 2-4 starters have little chance of winning 15 games while Joba, Pettitte, Wang & the walking wounded from Toronto are all locks.  Joba has won SIX games total in the majors, Andy Pettitte is a .500 pitcher now, Wang is coming off an injury and Burnett has won over 12 games once in his long career.  Also, Rivera is now 38 years old and they have no set up crew.  So, Mike… why don’t you take off your pinstriped glasses and admit the rotations will probably be about even this year.  If you look at overall depth, who’s going to cope with an injury better?  The Mets are seven deep in the rotation.  Joba won’t be allowed to pitch 200 innings… who’s stepping in for him?  Who Mike?

In conclusion, bite me you pompous dickhead.  Ah… and of course Lets Go Mets!

Posted By Nik Kolidas

Filed under: New York Mets 2009-2010, Nik Kolidas

“Thanks Dave”: A Rookies’ Guide to Spring Training

florida-montagetampa_florida_palm_trees1Spring Training is here! If you are a baseball fan, and you haven’t been to Spring Training, you are cheating yourself out of a great time. Having spent several years in Florida, this time of year is my make up for not being able to see my team during the season. I have never been to Arizona for spring, so I can’t speak for that experience.

 

The title, Thanks Dave, is for my co-worker and friend who is a big time baseball fan (albeit a Cardinal one). Every year we take in some games, and he takes it upon himself to buy the tickets and drives myself and another colleague. Sometimes the drive there is as much fun as the game we see! Whenever we see something memorable at the game, we say in unison Thanks Dave – so that’s where the title comes from. 

 

If you decide to make the trip to Florida, here are a couple simple rules that can save you from saying Damn, how could I be so stupid!  

 

 

Rule #1 – Wear sunscreen. It sounds crazy, but if you are not use to the Florida sun (especially northeasterners) it can ruin your trip. You can always spot the fans that had a great day before- they are bright red and look miserable during the current game. If you have kids, not following this rule for them can kill your trip altogether.

 

Rule #2 – Plan on more than a single game. Believe me, the atmosphere is so relaxed, you’ll beat yourself up for seeing just one game. I say a week, but if you can’t do that, at least Thursday through Sunday. Also, if you are going to see the “regulars” avoid split squad games and if you have to go to those games go to the home ones as veterans usually opt of of traveling. Moreover, go to games later (rather then the first week or so) in the spring, as managers thin out the roster by then and try to get regulars ready for their position in the lineup (with other starters around them). 

 

Rule #3 – Visit other sites. Regardless of your team, there are easily two to three other places that you could visit – each of which gives something cool to experience. Here is a map of the sites, and staying close to one stadium really isn’t too much of an issue since game day traffic is usually not a big deal. http://www.floridaspringtraining.com/

 

Rule #4 – If you are interested in player autographs, get there early and stay late. Players sign early before the game and after when they are leaving. Very few sign during the game, unless they are veterans who are doing some running drills – but even that is becoming rare. I have several stories about such experiences (as a kid) that I will post later on – some funny and some off the wall (it was the mid 1980s). If you are a fan of the visiting team, wait by the visitor’s clubhouse and find their bus. If you are visiting central Florida, Viera has a practice field outside the stadium and players have to walk right through the incoming crowds to the main field.  

 

Rule #5 – Be prepared for anything (especially if you are an autograph seeker). Spring games are not like regular season games in several ways. I’ve been to games where players, especially pitchers, were walking around the stands in street clothes and people did not even recognize them. You can also bump into former players, coaches, scouts, and management. I usually talk to Omar once a year (a ritual). I’ve also met and chatted with Ed Coleman.

 

Have fun and if you have additional tips, post them.

 

Posted by Gene Anthony

 

Filed under: Gene Anthony, New York Mets 2009-2010

Got Juice?

People are so wrapped up in this Ster-Rod controversy, they’ve been blinded to the fact that pitchers and catchers report this weekend and our brief Spring Training is just about to start.  Alex Rodriguez took steroids, big surprise! I don’t know what planet people are living on, but you have to wonder how people really believe that all their “heroes” reached astronomical numbers without a supplement of some sort.

I shouldn't have eaten those bull testicles

The myth that Babe Ruth’s PEDs were beer and hot dogs is just that…  a myth. Stimulants & hormones were prevalent way back in the 30′s, just
as the use of strychnine died down
. That whole generation of ball players, shattered records like Mo Vaughn shatters a plate of ribs and they all paid the price with massive health issues, early cancers and quick exits from this world. Going
back further, Greek wrestlers and Roman gladiators tried to improve their physical strength by eating sheep’s testicles.

Damn Hippies!

 On MLB Home Plate this morning, they did great job breaking down Roger Maris’ jump in stats from 1960- 1961. In fact, look at the league leaders in 1961 in all offensive categories (AL) (NL)and it looks a little like the 2000′s. Were hormones and amphetamines not available back then? Why have so many of these world class athletes died so young?

Why are so many players from the 1980 word series dead from brain tumors? Wasn’t Tug’s arm done when he was traded to the Phillies in 1974? Why was Nolan Ryan throwing 99 in his mid 40′s when Tom Seaver couldn’t get out Barry Lyons when he was 40?

Gee I wonder?? …  if it walks like a duck and you hear it quacking, it’s probably Donald.

Face it people, most athletes are and were doping. Always and forever. What does a clean test even mean today with HGH? A clean test just means they weren’t dumb enough to do a drug they test for. So why exactly should I be all that worked up about Arod doing what most athletes do? 

God, lets’ just calm down, get past this WBC nonsense and start the season already.

 

Posted By Nik Kolidas

Filed under: New York Mets 2009-2010, Nik Kolidas

F Mart Injured…..Again

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It seems Fernando Martinez is done contributing in the Caribbean World Series. Martinez injured his left elbow Tuesday and is being held back by the Mets. Martinez says he feels like he can play but the Mets will not let him. This injury does not seem to be serious and the Mets are just being cautious but this kid seems to be injured all the time. Lets hope that this does not continue over the course of his career because Fernando has fantastic potential.

Posted by Anthony Agnese

Filed under: New York Mets 2009-2010

If you want it, here it is! Come And Get it

You better run because it going fast. Only run though if you’re a 4rth outfielder willing to take a minor league deal, because discount or not…. the emperor is naked and has only a handful of change left.

I've got suuuuuch gas, I can't wait for this meeting to be over!

Ok, sit down for this because I know it’s shocking… The Wilpons lied about something. I know… pretty shocking huh? I for one am totally surprised we got something less than straight forward from Mets management. Boys and girls, there is in fact, no more money in the cookie jar. Forget Manny, Abreu or even Dunn. The only thing that will be Dunn about the Mets is this offseason. It’s a shame that just when a bunch of big bats go on sale at Cosco, the Howells decide to take it up the ass. To make things worse, they dragged down baseball Elvis with them. Now he’ll have to be our 5th starter to make ends meet. (Hopefully he can reach home plate, unlike Lord Seaver)

Will they do the honorable thing for NYC and sell a portion of the team to recoup and let the brand grow and thrive or will they greedily hold on to it and spend the next several years trying to recoup some of this lost money. Gee I wonder…

Sham Slammed

So, do you want to shave my balls? C'mon baby it's fun...

I've got a Miracle Met in my pants! Giggity!!

Art Sham-sky has emerged from the programming of my 1980′s Micro League Baseball program, animated himself and decided to become a relevant NYC sports figure. It seems our beloved platoon outfielder of 40 years ago is a bit of a Quagmire and he married a mentally and physically ill woman who’s hell bend on embarrassing herself all over the city. She was also on WFAN’s morning show acting like she missed her meds.  He always was a great bat for me on the Atari, but now I guess I know what that extra tan pixel was protruding from the little digital player simulation. Giggity!  He needs to take a few minutes from having anonymous sex and go file a restraining order.

Posted By Nik Giggity Kolidas

Filed under: New York Mets 2009-2010, Nik Kolidas

You Down with the W.B.C. – Hell No, Not Me!

Enough is enough, stop the insanity. I understand the appeal for the World Baseball Classic (I think), but I see it as doing much more harm than good. Excuse me for this next statement folks, but baseball is America’s game and the “best” baseball players already play in the major leagues no matter what country they come from. The point here is that the game is world enough – Christ, people are swimming here from Cuba to play (I know economics play a major role).

 

I don’t like the idea, I don’t like the timing, and I don’t like the fact that it perpetuates the fantasy-league type culture of sports. Having the games in the spring is an obvious risk for the players. It is going to take a spring injury to a major star, maybe one from Milwaukee, for the commissioner to wake up. Yes, they train year round, but still need the spring to get geared up for the grueling 162 game season. As far as rooting for a team from your country of origin – FOLLOW SOCCER AND THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!

 

In addition, it confuses the players. Poor AROD can’t pick a country to represent – I’ll play for the US, no no wait – I’m Dominican (I think) so I am playing for the Dominican Republic.

 

If you have to have this display, do it during the winter (if at all) instead of the winter leagues. If players are that committed to it, they will forgo their time off to participate.

 

As if I wasn’t already pissed off enough at this idea, I find the current article. Leave it to Captain Jeets (which sounds like a rash, “I woke up with the Jeets and it really itches”) to push me over the edge. This solidifies how wrong this is: http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/B/BBI_WBC_JETER_BAOL-?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=HOME

 

posted by Gene Anthony

 

Added to By Nik Kolidas….

14 Players!  14 Players……  Fourteeeeeeeen players. I surprised Fred doesn’t just give Bud power of attorney and get it over with.

Filed under: Gene Anthony, New York Mets 2009-2010

Good Work Omar, But You Still Suck – Love, The “Fans”

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The Mets secured Ollie today, which was the best move (of the guys left).

http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090202&content_id=3791758&vkey=news_nym&fext=.jsp&c_id=nym

 

A 27 year old, with a tremendous upside, Perez reminds me a lot of Al Leiter- at times very stressful but a royal pain in the ass to MLB hitters. This, in addition to Putz (my favorite new Met) and Rodriquez, makes for a very good offseason. That being said, fans are still screaming for Manny, which would definitely benefit the offense, but just might not be feasible. I am amazed at Met fans when they complain about Omar- hate to say it but it sounds like the “other” NY teams’ fans.

 

The Mets had needs, and the GM addressed them. In my honest opinion, the offense was not the problem – last year’s team was probably the best (or one of the best- thanks James) offensive team(s) in the history of the franchise. Had the bullpen secured a third of their losses, the Mets would have run away with the East. If you want to bitch, try being a Cardinal fan- how have they addressed their offseason needs?

 

P.S. Much love to Brooklyn Met Fan for his loss(es) over the weekend.

http://brooklynmetfan.com/?p=1196 It puts things in perspective – we got your back bro – Gene.

 

Posted by Gene Anthony

Filed under: Gene Anthony, New York Mets 2009-2010

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