The Shits strike again!
In response to the rash of diarrhea through the clubhouse, the Mets have signed US Colonel Sherman T Potter to oversea the infirmary. Today, Maine came out for the 7th, […]
Monthly Archives: May 2009
Someone please leave Tim Redding by the curb so sanitation can pick him up… (Mets lose to Fish 5/30/09)
I’m feeling very reflective on this fantastic Saturday. The nothing beats a little nice weather while you enjoy a ballgame. It gives me time to pause and ponder the mysteries […]
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Loser Fish…..Mets Beat Marlins 2-1 in 11th (5/29/08)
Let’s have a little fun this morning and take a look at last night’s game by the numbers, shall we? Eleven - Number of innings played Ten - […]
Jailed In Space
Emily will be posting on tonight’s 11 inning beat down on Florida tomorrow, but for now sit with me, have a beer and let’s discuss some things. So, how’s the […]
Best Shorts Stopped: Hanley Ramirez may miss Friday vs Mets
Arguably the two best shortstops in the NL, and possibly MLB, will not be going head to head when the Mets face the Playoff-Killing Marlins this weekend. Hanley Ramirez was […]
Murphy Has Big Game (5/27/09)
If Murphy continues to hit the way he did tonight we may not need to acquire a 1st baseman. It appears Murph has broken out of his slump and he […]
Phun Weekend in Philly Scheduled for (GASP!) September
The Phillies announced today that the May 3rd Rainout will be played September 13 as part of a day-night doubleheader. This means in what we hope is the heart of […]
LIVAN, LIVAN LIKES HIS PITCHING (5/26/09)
Wow – that’s all I can say, even if it was against the Nationals. As we know from the last couple of years, the Nats are a loosey goosey team […]
Beltran out for 3 Games; Church & Reyes DL; F-mart called up & will bat 6th tonight
Per Metsblog.com Omar Minaya revealed Church and Reyes have finally been placed on the DL. Fernando Martinez has been called up to replace Church. The Mets also traded cash for […]
Jose & the DL: The Other Side of the Coin
UPDATE – Jose DLed as is Church – 15 days each. Beltran is out for the next two games, with a bruised knee, and “plans” to be back in the […]
2009 Mets are John Franco; Mets swat Nats 5-2
Long time readers of this Blog recognize the Benitez Meter, counting the games the Mets would’ve blown with last year’s pen. Well last night’s game is another tomato on the […]
Mets lose in finale 12-5 (5/24/09)
After taking the first 2 games in the series the Mets lost yesterday’s finale in a blowout. The fact that we took the first 2 is really unbelievable with the […]
Omir, Oh My…Mets Make 9th Inning Comeback, Win 3-2
It was my first visit to Fenway Park on Saturday night, and the Mets managed to make it a memorable one. After nearly 3 hours sitting in the bleachers, surrounded […]
Who’s your daddy now? 5/21/09
If you ever wondered what would happen if you put Sandy Koufax on the 62 Mets you got to find out yesterday. The lineup, the momentum and common sense told […]
ECK OF AN ANNOUNCER
I officially have a man crush on Boston announcer Dennis Eckersley. I always liked Eck, especially after he did an interview of the famous Gibson homerun and said “it was […]
COINCIDENCE: I DON’T THINK SO
Hey WBC, thanks for nothing. I stated it earlier and I will stick by it, the WBC helped disable the Mets. Now I know why Jose was not running wild, […]
Our Thoughts Go Out To Former Met Scott Schoeneweis
Former Met pitcher Scott Schoeneweis’ wife, Gabrielle, was found dead in their Phoenix home on Wednesday. She was just 39 years old, and the cause of death has not yet […]
TONY BENNETT IS NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT LEFT HIS HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO
There is losing and there is LOSING. The Mets are LOSING. I’m not sure if it is just me or not, but it seems like the Mets have been in […]
Jose Reyes “Day-to-Day” with Tendinitis behind Calf
Per Adam Rubin of the NY Daily News reports that Mets doctors took an MRI and disagnosed Jose Reyes with Tendinitis and is Day-to-Day. Jose missed 4 games prior to […]
Mets get Anorexic in LA: Lose 3 Straight & 2 Shortstops (& a Reliever?)
It was painful and nauseating on multiple levels. After winning 3 out of 4 in San Francisco following the loss of Carlos Delgado and without Jose Reyes, the Mets lose […]
