Emily will be posting on tonight’s 11 inning beat down on Florida tomorrow, but for now sit with me, have a beer and let’s discuss some things. So, how’s the family? Ok, you got me.. I don’t care. I just want to bitch about stuff.
As I write this, the Optimum online guy is on SNY and as usual I want to put a fist through the TV. Never have I wanted to punch someone in the face quite this much. It got me thinking, who are the most annoying people associated with the Mets?
Let’s take a poll and the top three will be jailed in General Zod’s Superman II prison and sent into space.
Optimum Online Guy- The Offense: A case of Smug Face.
Verizon Fios Fat Bald Dude – The Offense: You know if he put cable in your house, you’d find him pleasuring himself to photos of your mom
Verizon Skinny Sickly Guy- The Offense: Not sure, Just hate him. He makes me want to have FIOS taken out of my house.
Charlie Samuels: The Offense: Disrespecting the Mets uniform and making me watch a team that doesn’t look like the Mets.
Wayne Hagin: The Offense: Flagrant and abusive use of the word “Knuckler” when talking about Tim Wakefield. I swear if he said it again the other day I’d have to end it all.
- Lance Broadway is a Met! Shrek is gone! News in the Funny papers!
- The Worst Hitter in the world is off the DL!
Posted By Nik Kolidas