In response to the rash of diarrhea through the clubhouse, the Mets have signed US Colonel Sherman T Potter to oversea the infirmary. Today, Maine came out for the 7th, but needed to run back in before he Nestle Quicked his pants. The training staff managed to get Sofie the horse out of the Sterling- Citi latrine just in time for Maine to get in there and work some anal pitches. I hope they installed more than one bathroom in the clubhouse because it’s looks like it’s going around.
Posted By Nik Kolidas