I scream, you scream, we all scream cause the Mets are sucking HARD! So instead of rehashing the ugly night all over again, I’ve decided to try my hand at poetry for this recap. Wish me luck, here we go….
There’s not much to say about last night’s game,
the Mets got killed and everyone’s to blame.
The pitching was shit and no one could hit –
it seems like for Washington these players are fit!
Of the last six games played the Mets have lost five,
and so these Bad News Bears still struggle to stay alive
If Omar won’t trade, then with these players we’re stuck
and I’m afraid us Mets fans are shit out of luck.
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all night.
Posted by Emily Doran